The Reptilian Elite

They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. They are our leaders, our corporate executives, our beloved Oscar-winning actors and Grammy-winning singers!

The conspiracy theorist and New Age philosopher, who wore only turquoise for a time and insisted on being called Son of God-Head, says these "Annunaki" (the reptiles) have controlled humankind since ancient times; they count among their number some royal figures, presidents of big countries and their assistants. Encroaching on other conspiracy theorists' territory, Son of God-Head even claims that the lizards are behind secret societies like the Freemasons and the Illuminati.